STICKER PACK
Standard sticker pack
The standard collection contains five designs. Replacement concept artwork shown.
THE GATEHOUSE / MERCHANDISE
The Gatehouse
Collection.
Stickers and apparel from Angry Porter.
Familiar character. Quiet details.
The collection is out of stock. Orders and payments are closed.
STICKER PACK
First Watch Alpha sticker pack
The standard five designs, plus the First Watch alpha badge. Replacement concept artwork shown.
APPAREL CONCEPT
The Questioner
Charcoal T-shirt concept with the Porter portrait and “I HAVE QUESTIONS.” A discreet angryporter.com signature sits above the hem.
APPAREL CONCEPT
The Watchman
Burgundy hoodie concept: a small gold key on the front, with “SOMEONE HAS TO KEEP WATCH.” on the back. Small angryporter.com lettering finishes the lower hem.
BEFORE YOU KNOCK
A few answers.
Can I place an order?
No. Every product is out of stock, and checkout is disabled. There are no preorders or payments.
Are these final product images?
No. Apparel presentations are concepts, not photographs or production-ready print artwork. Sticker pack images are replacement concepts, not recovered production artwork.
What about prices, sizes and shipping?
Those details are not available yet. No prices, fabric specifications, size ranges or shipping dates have been announced.
Is merchandise part of the Mac alpha?
Merchandise is separate. The free Mac alpha invitation remains available on the home page.